Thursday, November 1, 2007
The Iniquity of Today's Youth
When Big E arrived back home Wednesday night after Trick Or Treating and was sorting his haul, I asked him for a packet of Smarties because Smarties, as everyone knows, are the world's perfect Halloween candy. "What are Smarties?" he asked. I pointed them out to him; and he said, "Here, take them all. I don't like them anyway." Can you believe it? A child so depraved that not only does he not know what Smarties are but also doesn't like them? Mamacita, what have you done to this boy?