When Big E arrived back home Wednesday night after Trick Or Treating and was sorting his haul, I asked him for a packet of Smarties because Smarties, as everyone knows, are the world's perfect Halloween candy. "What are Smarties?" he asked. I pointed them out to him; and he said, "Here, take them all. I don't like them anyway." Can you believe it? A child so depraved that not only does he not know what Smarties are but also doesn't like them? Mamacita, what have you done to this boy?
Thursday, November 1, 2007
The Iniquity of Today's Youth
When Big E arrived back home Wednesday night after Trick Or Treating and was sorting his haul, I asked him for a packet of Smarties because Smarties, as everyone knows, are the world's perfect Halloween candy. "What are Smarties?" he asked. I pointed them out to him; and he said, "Here, take them all. I don't like them anyway." Can you believe it? A child so depraved that not only does he not know what Smarties are but also doesn't like them? Mamacita, what have you done to this boy?
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