It's Worth It

The Heat
The Humidity
The Flying Cockroaches
The Mosquitos
The Traffic
The Construction
The Sprawl
The Refineries
The Ridicule
The Pollen
The Air
The Billboards
The Flooding
The Image
The Property Taxes
The Short Springs
The Long Summers
The Potholes
The No Mountains
Now, The Book
Houston. It's Worth It.

(I can take no credit for the preceding. I shamelessly copied it. But it is genius.)